MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.

You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021

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dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

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orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

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Urban Dick Auctionary

Words with friends 2

Urban Dick Auctionary

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

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Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016

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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

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