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Glass dick

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016
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Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"
by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
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surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.
"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."
by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025
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Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.
Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.
by Candyokid September 2, 2019
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duche dick

Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.
by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 20, 2017
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Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.
Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.
by Y•Not August 9, 2021
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rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
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