Not destroy dick december

it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake

“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”

by kittykat<33! November 29, 2021

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Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle

Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

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Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

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Dumb Dick

A dumb fucking retard with a incredibly wide cock, maybe even a massive chode.

Hey, dumb dick, fuck you.

by TheChiefDick December 1, 2021

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Dick

A male human feature.

As I head up to my room I see my stepsisters I can tell my dick is as hard as a rock, as it pointed at her she started undressing I start thinking on how we’ll fuck but she soon starts sucking my dick as I moan she starts to stop and ride me. After cum and spit was on my dick I soon made her suck it up and we dipped.

by 7hotgirlsinabath December 3, 2021

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