Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

Dick

A penis

Or some bitch that makes fun of you

"Sup dick!"
"fuck did i do?"
"thats what u r"

"oh wow thats a big dick"

by nogivesashit.com April 22, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.

James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.

by Drea88 June 16, 2016

dick rider

lizzy paul

omg she is such a dick rider

by bahdestbitch June 1, 2018

Dick Girl

A girl who plays man sports ( soccer , baseball , basketball) and only talk to gay boys

Dont talk to her , she is a dick girl

by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017

Dick juice

A guy who’s hot but doesn’t put out ever but acts like he does.

So how did it go last night with that guy u went home with. He gave ladie blue balls he was a dick juice.

by Glassick July 13, 2021

Dick

It can be very small, or very large. People named Dylan have very small dicks. A man named Kameron, Wyatt, and Daniel have very large dicks.

That's a big dick!

by Shark Boy178 July 16, 2020