How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023

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freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman

“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”

by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018

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vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .

The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long

by Purple haze May 23, 2016

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Dick

Used as a noun, a dick, refers to any type of firearm. I.e. a pistol, AR, shotgun etc.

"I am legally required to inform I am strapped, please believe I always keep the dick on me"
"Talking a lot of shit for someone who dont got a dick"

by TheRealistNGM May 31, 2020

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vacation dick

A huge penis that you wouldn't want to use every single day. Its a special occasion thing. Opposite to boyfriend penis/dick.

"I totally got some Vacation Dick last night"

by EIA Revision Group June 17, 2016

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Dick Sucking Mad

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.

Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”

by RealSkuff June 18, 2024

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