guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024
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by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
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