Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 04, 2020

Square dick

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by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

camel-dick

The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.

Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.

by MSGD July 28, 2015

dick fluff

The stuff on the end of your dick when your very unhealthy

Yo don’t buy his cotton candy it’s filled with Nathan’s dick fluff

by Big dick 62 March 12, 2018

Dick Window

The front opening in men's underwear. Also known as a fly.

Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.

Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.

by give2figs October 19, 2022

Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.

Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.

by Getato February 03, 2021

Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at

Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes

by 123datboi123 February 06, 2019