Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024

fric dick

friction burn on penis after having sex fully clothed.

That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.

by gunstavo July 5, 2022

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

Dick Mover

When watching, listening to or thinking about something that gives you an erection.

I thought about (name) last night, they're a real dick mover.

by The strange being June 19, 2014

Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

Dick

Your small hairy part

white stuff came out of that dick

by jknwad June 9, 2022