It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 06, 2022
The term is derived from the action of hobbling. The name is inspired from the wood which is allocated between the ankles of the person that is going to be sledgehammered on the ankles. The mission of wood-block is to facilitate the breaking of ankles.
by İDoWBBOTBack January 05, 2019
Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey March 23, 2014
by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019
Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 04, 2017
Gentry wood is so awesome
by Lesbian420 May 27, 2015
𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed
𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.
present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.
present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024