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Waffles

Waffles It’s basically fat pancakes with abs.
by hgdjk-12 November 24, 2020
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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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Pissed the Waffles

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.
Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.
by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020
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Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something
‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”
by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021
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waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form
who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
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