two finger discount

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.
"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."
by Here King March 07, 2007
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Two Buck Chuck

Charles Shaw once started a winery. He owned it with his wife and 5 children. Due to the financial troubles associated with the winery, his wife wanted a divorce. As part of the divorce settlement, she acquired the winery. As a result of how hurt he was by the divorce, he lowered the price of the wine to $2 thinking she wouldn't make any money and never get out of the pile of debt the winery had cost them. Little did he know of how successful it would be.
by HustleRose October 02, 2013
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One Two punch

The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.

No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.
by Sweet Lady February 26, 2009
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two finger salute

1) In an act of fun between to males, one will sneak up behind the other with two fingers and poke him near the anal cavaty, causing an embarassing sensation.

2) In an act between to females, or one male and a female, two fingers are used to penetrate the vaginal opening.
1) Frank gave me a two finger salute while i was taking a piss in the urinal.

2) Frank was given a two finger salute after we found out he wasn't really a guy.
by MastePlan May 17, 2004
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the lesser of two evils

The Democrats or Republicans, whichever party you vote for (unless you do the "cool thing" and vote for some third party sack of shit).
Don't throw you're vote away on some third party douche, at least vote for the lesser of two evils.
by Disgruntled Marmot May 26, 2004
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may two-four

canadian term for the 24th of may (when spring has started and before exams), an international party day on which each person is assumend to have drunk a two-four. may 24th, 2004 was particulatrly spectacular.
Whose party are you going to on may two-four?
by tj__ February 12, 2006
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two leged horse

a person dat looks like a two leged horse. a person with a big ass. a person with a booty to put a cup on
jennifer is a two leged horse
by robertito October 30, 2006
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