Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.

Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"

by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020

slut weed

Mistletoe.

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 9, 2008

weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Gutter Weed

When your weed is so terrible, it might as well have grown in a gutter.

"bruh what the fuck is that? Did you grow that yourself? looks like gutter weed bro"

by waspmeister August 8, 2021

Weed Famine

The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.

“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”

by witches240 October 1, 2021

Claire weed

this person is pretty goofy and is pretty bad at math but she is still pretty cool 🤓 she goes to peoples houses just to take a nap, steal food, and steals your lunch as well. but that’s what makes her so special. 🔥

Claire weedie is Claire weedying today

by white man 310 November 20, 2023

Maumee Weed

Weed that is low quality, also known as reggie. Sold in Maumee, Ohio.

Man, I was smoking some Maumee Weed last night, it was so terrible.

by kidcannabis42.0 January 2, 2019