fat russian communist

your dumass fat teacher that will not stop fucking talk about his god dam russian ansesters

no one wants to hear about your fucking russian ansestery now fucking teach the class you fat russian communist

by extra thick hunter April 25, 2019

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021

Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.

Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.

by ApeNation October 2, 2022

Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 4, 2022

Russian Rollett

A type of game with guns, where every person only gets one bullet. You either shoot an obstacle or someone(do not try wth real gun).

Let’s play Russian rollett !

by Beautiful sunshine May 31, 2018

Russian Roulette

When you are passing a bowl with friends, and you aren't sure if the bowl will be dead or not.

Friend 1: "Bro, pass the bowl"
Friend 2: "Man, I think it's Russian roulette at this point"

by Spununa April 26, 2015

Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.

Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.

by anonymous August 31, 2023