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angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.
Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."
by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016
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Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
by DanOShanter May 29, 2015
mugGet the Jersey ladymug.

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad
I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?
by tory borty September 23, 2013
mugGet the lady diapermug.

Parrot lady

The strange one that walks around the public square in camolflage pants amongst otherwise happy and peaceful people, barkibg at them from a dark and obscured by plain sight kind of place. Often has a nickname like Zeus the Almighty or Hera the Almighty.
Not even the parrot lady or Santa Claus could catch a break this holiday season, they both got dragged from the public square and locked up. She might have somebody shot for saying that (or even get her own hands dirty this time, since action and danger seem to be what she craves as much as attention or money/power).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Not a lady

A stupid excuse to make tomboys, girls who even mildly act or look like tomboys, trans masculines, feel bad about themselves.
Bitch - "Your not a lady!!"
Innocent kid - ...Yes, because I'm trans... mom.
by anonymous May 3, 2023
mugGet the Not a ladymug.

Bearded lady

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021
mugGet the Bearded ladymug.

pink lady in a shot glass

When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.
Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!
by Qrocks April 24, 2014
mugGet the pink lady in a shot glassmug.

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