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Retarded Cousin 

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
Retarded Cousin by MmCcPp June 18, 2011

regardless devon victory 

A imagenery spiritual friend that can be there for you spiritualy good or spiritualy bad.
A imagenery spiritual friend that can be there for you spiritualy good or spiritualy bad.
...regardless devon victory...

Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.
1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

retardo type 

Phrase coined on message boards to describe the wonked out spelling and grammar used on a regular basis. History and origins of the phrase track back to cult shows such as Space Ghost: Coast to Coast and Sealab 2021.
"Why didn't Elle fights back like when Sylar was trying to remover her head in Heroes?" - is an acual example of someone using retardo type in a message board post.
retardo type by rtmb_mover December 17, 2008

Retardiation 

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
Retardiation by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014
Henry: "Is it normal that I eat cheese with my feet?!%4"
Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*
Retard7 by ThatsKempo May 11, 2021