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timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.
Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."
by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013
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Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday
by Squish22 May 4, 2022
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chase wood

definition 1: someone who is denying being gay. definition 2: an absolute chad with humongous steel balls. chase wood is someone great at everything. legends say that he beat melania fists only, hitless on rune level 1.
definition 1: hugo is so zesty. hes acting like chase wood. definition 2: omg i just got an ace. i am litterly chase wood
by peter hans September 24, 2023
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nathan allen wood

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.
by Swamp chic May 23, 2022
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gentry wood

A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed
by Lesbian420 May 29, 2015
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.
Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood
by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018
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