Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

Gundam Burger

When you biologically transfuse somebody into a robotic homunculus. Also know as a flesh golem.

I gundam burgered your mom last night. Now you gotta get in her and go through psychological torment.

by 4ChanCookies April 20, 2022

Ass Burgers

Burgers That Come From the Anus

Joel had Ass Burgers This Morning. The toilet ain't lookin too good

by Local Loaner September 17, 2020

humongo burger

Another name for any large hamburger. Mostly said it on a 90's show called "Street Sharks".

Wow, there's a new restaurant at our nearby casino that looks like a humongo burger on the outside! (Find that on Street Sharks episode 29 or season 3 episode 16 "Card Sharks".

by VanillaFLWR May 27, 2016

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025