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Evil Ones

A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes.
LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher"
Joey: "Get me outta here!"
by LD July 7, 2004
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that one kid

the one kid in everyone's grade who's always stoned, drunk, or both. super gullible, dates girls who use him for things but he always thinks it's true love & doesn't listen to the people who do care about him. super insecure but only admits he is around his friends, kind of a dick to everyone else. really sweet to his friends unless dating a thooter (he always is). everyone assumes he's a bad kid but they just don't talk to him.
"hey look it's that one kid"

add me on snap- boodle.78
by Kacctus April 11, 2019
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that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.
Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.
by Jack April 11, 2005
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one percenter

As a noun:
1. Someone who is in the top 1% in terms of either yearly income or total assets.
2. Someone who simply appears to be rich.
3. Someone who spends an extremely large amount of money on a single interest.
4. Occasionally just refers to the first world in general.

As an adjective:
1. Something usually attributed to one percenters.
2. Goods or services that are way more expensive than similar goods and services.

p.s. This keeps getting rejected, but I'm not making this term up. Search "One percenter" with quotes and more than half of the links refer to this usage. (but it's not on UD yet) You even accepted One Percenter Problem which is this used as an adjective. I took out the sample names used in my previous definition if that was a problem. (wasn't naming friends) Only using pronouns now, except Obama and Edwards who are celebs. Sorry about that.
As a noun:
1. Contrary to what some people think, Obama is a one percenter.
2. He dresses like a one percenter, but he's buried in debt.
3. Everyone in TF2 thinks I'm a one percenter because I have 6 god tier hats.

As an adjective:
1. The iPhone 5 shortage is a one percenter problem.
2. Everyone gave John Edwards crap for his one percenter haircut, but most major politicians who still have hair spend at least that much.
by sarysa October 20, 2012
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one up

When a couple is having sex doggy style and the guy pulls out and acts like he "accidentally" puts it in her ass.
-girl- "He tried to one up me last night, but I'm not down with anal sex"

or

-guy- "We were a little drunk so i figured i'd go for the one up... but she wasn't a fan."
by Nicky NOTORIOUS March 22, 2004
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one-two

1.To "manually pleasure" a girl
I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two
by getyourhaircut October 28, 2007
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Number One

The state of being the ultimate mack daddy in conjunction with possessing another admirable talent. Therefore, earning multifaceted respect.
"Dude just crossed the finish line in first place and immediately proceeded to mack hoes... number one."
by CTroller November 19, 2009
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