Red Chode Muffin

A bi-sexual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the ass after getting pissed on by Transsexuals with Chlamydia

That Jonah Smith is a quite the Red Chode Muffin!

by Chris4Life April 29, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin

When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.

Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.

by Psychalike October 16, 2010

bluffin with my muffin

while clubbing attracting men and while they get erections in stage one of attracting them switching attention to another men. Easy way of making victims.

during the weekend Emma en Nathalie held bluffin with my muffin competition.

by daymelan July 17, 2009

Mentally Challenged Muffin

A muffin, who, is mentally challenged. And the coolest thing on earth.

Dude, look at that muffin, I think its mentally Challenged Muffin.

by BloodyRose20 August 5, 2008

Eat a muffin

After accomplishing something, to reward oneself by going out and spending a little money.

"I finally got a promotion after working so hard, so I decided to eat a muffin."

by PugLover53 June 22, 2009

butter my muffin

to give or recieve a blowjob

"would you like your muffin buttered?"
-meangirls

"would you like to butter my muffin?"

by NAKAWIT January 6, 2008

Tough Muffins Bitch

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

by Breastie January 30, 2009