My life

shit

my life is shit

by drtjdtyjdtyj November 18, 2018

Gacha Life

a game made for fucking 4 year olds and everyone who plays it is racist, sexist and every type of phobic

I play gacha life and i dont know why i my dad left me for a dairy product

by dream sucks ass June 25, 2022

Life horny

Horny for life. Wantig to make memories and dreams come true.

„Dude I‘m so life horny I wanna go and jump in that lake.“

by Trace213 May 5, 2020

get a life

basically you tell someone to go outside and get a social life
ultimate sentence to end a useless discussion with a stereotypical gamer/weeb/furry/other degenerate who doesn't go outside
so yeah if you're fat piece of trash in basement don't get offended, just go outside, socialize a bit, it'd be healthy for you

A: ima weeb
B: so what
A: i fap to that shit
B: go outside and get a life
A: did you just got out off a cod lobby
B: no I'm telling you to get a life

by niggapilled January 14, 2021

Life Is a Bitch

When life has been pretty mean and unfair to you, especially when all your friends and relatives are wealthier, smarter, and prettier than you.

Why do bad things happen to good people? And material blessings seem to be chasing after evil people? Life is a bitch, isn’t it?

by MathPlus December 29, 2018

Nug Life

Nug Life originated in Zanesville, Ohio.
It started with a few friends getting together and eating insane amounts of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds.

The OG's of Nug Life are reffered to as Nug Nuts.

McDonalds Cashier:"Hello sir what would you like?"
Nug Nut:"I will take five 20-piece nugs. NUG LIFE!"
McDonalds Cashier:"Please pull around to the first window."
Nug Nut:"DON'T FUCK AROUND!"

by #1NugNut January 16, 2009

in real life

the top level of seriousness, to be too serious,

In real life did u jus do dat dumb shit?
I cant believe she jus tried to play me, like in real life..

by Licia9008 October 9, 2008