kiss the mime

The act of vomitting from the window of a moving vehicle while intoxicated or hung over. Such actions typically cause discoloration around the mouth area from the expelled stomach contents, or from the act of wiping the face with soiled hands. The result is a facial smear that resembles the pattern formed around the mouth after french kissing a mime in full makeup.

Pull over or I'm gonna kiss the mime.

Dude, she was so hung over, she kissed the mime all the way home.

Did you see the puke all over his face? That guy kissed the mime hard.

by Teenicide April 10, 2011

Australian kiss

When you and your significant other touch butts together and ram your anuses together repeatedly until the point of concussion

Hey babe, I was watching some Steve Erin earlier, and I think that we should australian kiss right now

by Cwdballer November 7, 2020

llama kiss

The sexual act of spitting in one another's mouth as a means of sexual gratification

Dude, I hacked up the fatest loogie last night and gave my girl the wettest llama kiss.

by Upgraydude March 8, 2015

thimble kissing

When you place a thimble on the head of the penis, open mouth kiss it, and then use your mouth to transfer it to the mouth of the penis owner.

I see you watched Peter Pan one too many times and decided to make thimble kissing x-rated.q

by Spanky Mac Spankykins June 29, 2014

Nigerian kiss

Kissing someone’s dick while he acts like it is an elephant trunk.

I had a hard time giving my boyfriend an Nigerian kiss while he move his dick around like it’s a elephant trunk

by Krazydad April 10, 2019

Glasgow Kiss

A punch to the face.

“The fuck? I ain’t ugly! Do you want a Glasgow Kiss?!”

by treyrjm March 4, 2020

Pixy Kiss

When you put pixy stick candy on your tongue, squeeze your lips like a kiss, and blow it out at someones face.

Me: these pixy stix are the best.
Friend: Your sister is being a bitch.
Me: I know, what should i do about it?
Friend: Give her a pixy kiss.

by nacho000 March 30, 2011