Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Cheyanne Wood

Cheyanne Wood is a very, special human being. She is dramatic sometimes, and she thinks she is the funny one in the group (she's not). Whenever she finds something that she loves, she is upsessed with it. For example, her Euphonium named Eugene and her love for 1 Direction. She also can't control the acne on her face. It's uncontrollable, and annoying, but she deals with it. She looks up to all of her friends. Literally. She is the VERY short one in her friends group, and she is proud of that, kinda. She had a lot of friends that love her and she is grateful for that. Also, without her glasses, she is as blind as a bat.

"Why is Cheyanne Wood skipping across the cafeteria?"
"I don't know. Shes weird like that."

by whyhellothere51 April 6, 2019

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

Katie Woods

kay-tee wu̇dz

A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.

I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.

by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024

peter wood

A little dick/penis

Childish Gambino: Aye Chance you see that girl

Chance the rapper: yeah bro she seem mad

Childish Gambino: yeah because I said "All she needed was some..."
Chance the rapper: "peter wood"

by YungNoses May 27, 2017

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

thatcher woods

the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.

Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin

by Bodacious O September 12, 2020