Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Shower Now

When one simply decides to take a shower but before sends a nude.

Shower now

by Cubetubelube July 19, 2017

black shower

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.

Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom

by Ullaswag July 22, 2017

fetish showers

The absolutely disgusting act of peeing on oneself or another person during sexual activity aka golden shower.

That woman is a freak, she even does fetish showers!

by Caroljudy August 21, 2017

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.

Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?

by NardHipples March 3, 2019

Shower

The word “shower” comes from “show her” an action where a girl sits inside a class box naked and gets sprayed by water in a strip club.

Being inside a space getting sprayed by water is what a normal person would call a shower.

by Antioxidanti March 14, 2019