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Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!
Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.
by Awhitewv February 4, 2022
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Flather

A mix between "slather" and "fling" mainly used in extreme disgust. A notable reason why you shouldn't bring hoofed animals to comedy clubs.
John: "Hey bro, did ya see last night's comedy special?"
Pete: "No, but I heard it was disgusting."
John: "Yeah, somebody rode their horse in and it flathered snot all over the club!"
by Fauxvoid March 8, 2022
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Flat ass

Something I kinda want because it's weird with guys starting at my butt
Don't hit on her she's got a flat ass 💀
by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022
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Flat

A drug such as Xanax,mdma or even opioids but most likely a Xanax 2mg because they are flat and have heard the term used in southern areas for Xanax
I just popped a flat for my anxiety before the flight I might take more to relax more.
by Radmane March 30, 2022
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Flat earth plane, The

=) The flat earth plane of existence.

=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.

=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.

=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) Flat Earth Plane, The , of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so, what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty

=) Today God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe

=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 1, 2022
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Flathead

"That nigga a opp, get the flathead"
by CharlesJohansan April 10, 2022
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flat

Something that is so bad or boring that you can't even watch or do it anymore.
Bro, this soccer game is so flat.
by bartholemule the third April 13, 2022
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