egg event

When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs

Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.

by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024

Egg Fish Lure

A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.

Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*

by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024

EGG

AARON SUI IS AN EGG. HE IS SUNNY SIDE UP YELLOW TUMERIC EGG.

EGG is yellow

by NIGGA CHINK November 21, 2024

egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

egg

a trans person who hasn't realised they're trans yet

'still cis tho' -egg

by Lord_cereal_II January 12, 2025

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Unhatched Egg

A term for a person who doesn't realize they are trans yet. Notably, an "Unhatched" Egg.
The term commonly fuels discourse around politically progressive far-left communities as it as seen as a slur/derogatory towards transitioners. However, its simply used to describe "coming out" among a lot of LGBTQ+ communities.

An Egg(er) (or someone who is an unhatched egg) is also a/an individual who spreads the signs of an "unhatched Egg." Similar, however extremely opposite to "The Cheese Touch" (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) it's seen as a sign of positivity within the LGBTQ+ space, as it represents a person finding out who they "truly are."

Unhatched Eggs, or Egg(er)'s (Or the general term) are/is seen as extremely negative to the moderate/far right political stancees, as well as pedo-like by some individuals, as it fuels a gender-affirming narrative. Anyone outside of the LGBTQ+ community views it as extremely degenerate/weird, especially an "Egg" or "Unhatched Egg."

"He's an Unhatched Egg!"

"She's an Unhatched Egg!"

>Moments pass by,

"They're an Egg!"

by Insurrect3023 January 26, 2026