Cum Fart

The uniquely smelling fart that came from an ass that has cum fermenting inside of it.

The hike in the Alps was daunting but was made especially trying by Alex's cum farts

Those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the cum farts

by 123 Fake Boner October 14, 2009

Cum Juice

Free goods offered to sexy ladies who disrupt Mr. Happy

"Uh-huh, Mr. Happy is puking his Cum Juice (ALL OVER YOUR MOM!! AHHHHHHHHH)"

by Mr. Happy Man in the Pants May 2, 2003

cum dumpster

A hoe that likes to be a depository for semen.

Katie G. is a cum dumpster

by ceb123 February 22, 2010

Cum up

What you do to make up silly definitions at Urban Dictionary.

Phil: What's something we could write in Urban Dictionary?

Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!

Phil: Okay, chill out bro...

by philadave69 March 27, 2009

cum bunny

A pretty girl who through some mixture of cluelessness, being otnay ootay ightbray, naivete, or low self-esteem, really believes that it's a terrible thing for a guy to get aroused and not cum, and therefore can easily be pressured into doing something about it. Most guys won't clue them in for obvious reasons, and they tend to have few girlfriends to tell them because other girls won't hang out with someone that slutty. When some kind person finally does tell them, they're usually angry for a couple years!

Monique the Slut in the early years of SinFest was pretty much just a cum bunny.

Guy: Can I kiss you goodnight?
CB: Oh, sure.
Guy (after groping her during the kiss): Oh, god, that was so hot.
CB: Uh, yeah, I have to be at work early --
Guy: You can't leave me like this, not after that hot kiss you gave me and letting me touch you that way!
CB: Oh, well, look, can I just give you a hand job? I'll take my top off.

(Two minutes after he leaves ... guy on cell phone to friend): Dude, you weren't kidding! She tried to get rid of me with a hand job and I told her she was killing me so she sucked.

Cum Bunny (sobbing alone in room): I don't know what's wrong with me! I get guys all turned on all the time! Why can't I control myself!?

by passerthru November 16, 2007

cum reservoir

The extra skin hanging under a fat chicks chin. Urban myth has it that it is used to store semen because fat chicks don't get it all that often.

Man look at that chicks cum reservoir.

by hmmmmmmmmm September 20, 2003

cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 6, 2003