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Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”
John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”
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