bum eating

Bum Eating is a form of Autocannibalism believed to have originated in the west african region.

The act of bum eating consists of one or more people using a razor blade to cut skin and fatty tissue from their bottoms. This “bottom steak” is then layed out flat and spices and a mashed up combination of nuts and berries are added and then cooked over a small electric grill. Outside of others helping a person reach the right area during a mutual bum eating session, bum eaters cut and eat their own flesh.

This is NOT a common practice and is looked down upon in the local society and is considered an insult to call another person a bum eater.

Stay away from the docks at night, that place is full of dirty sailors that are into bum eating.

by WankDoctor December 14, 2014

bum tunnel

A bum tunnel is the term used when a persons anus can be used as a pathway for trains and buses.

'Man, her asshole was so loose, a definite bum tunnel, i could have parked a double decker in that space.'

by HYoung119 July 1, 2015

bum bumper

A gay guy

Hey look at that 50 year old bum bumper

by Hawt Nigga March 28, 2016

Bum Conkers

Testicles - Human or otherwise.

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!

by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018

Bum Pussy

Originating in Guildford, Australia, Bum Pussy (BP) is a slang term for petrol, derived from the British Petroleum “BP” logo

Luka: Bro we need some petrol

Chuck: Bum Pussy is just up on Woodville road

by Crab Magic July 5, 2018

Dyke Bum

A woman's bum, in a pair of skinny jeans, that are too tight for their hips but they sit them there anyways and it squishes their bums flat xx

Oh god her jeans are that tight she has dyke bum

by Dan23456 August 30, 2018

Bum Central

A School that has the most Bummy student section you could think of. A disgrace to the Greater Metro. The Owner of the School is Marquette University High School.

The Kids and Coaches from Bum Central cried like babies after they competed a choke fest.

by Legend999 September 22, 2018