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Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson
by The mins April 14, 2021
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Mike Mango

by Not Mike Mango November 23, 2021
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Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test

A rhetorical device or debating tactic used to challenge the argument that “Anyone who identifies as trans is trans/valid.”

It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:

“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”

The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.

The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:

1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.

2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.

Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:

“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”
Her argument for self-ID, total bodily autonomy, and zero gatekeeping was a crowdpleaser, until I hit her with the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test and she ragequit.
by the riverside August 9, 2025
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Mike and iked

When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )
Oh Zomb got mike and iked
by chrissquartz April 29, 2022
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Mike pie

A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.
Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?
by Gbd exposer July 3, 2021
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Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.
“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”
by RS Grant February 27, 2024
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mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends
Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."
by Imthehamman June 11, 2023
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