Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump

ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!

by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010

bum cackle

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.

Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.

by vod/ October 30, 2010

bum cheek

2 squishy objects

omg, noah saw ryans bum cheek

by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

crud bum

See Kenso, but slightly worse and from any city!

I don't have any change ya dirty crud bum!

by PhillyDel February 2, 2014

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

by Craig McRae September 4, 2008

bum smelly

Good skunk

eazi i just scored bum smelly, off to build now...

by munkeh June 10, 2004