Jacob brodbeck

A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else

That guy over there is a Jacob brodbeck

by Bye your best frind July 29, 2018

Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA

Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl

by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021

Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.

Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!

by blankethuman January 12, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!

*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.

Jacob is THE guy.

by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is a really awesome guy and one of the best friends you can have. He is one of the most honest and funny people you will ever meet and can make you laugh with pretty much anything he says. He is nice, respects women and a great boyfriend. And has a huge dick too

Dude did you see Jacob at the party? He’s awesome!

by Papa89 November 27, 2021