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Wank Breathing

Similar to breathing styles in Demon Slayer: Wank Breathing is controlling your breathing so you can wank quietly without breathing heavily.

This style of breathing is utilized when a young male lives with others, but still must get one out.
“Wank Breathing, Second Form: 5 Stroke Finish!”
by w0n_t0n June 2, 2021
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Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.
Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank
by Whatta Meme May 30, 2018
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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
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Wanked

I’m going to get wanked tonight

Look he’s completely wanked
by Truthbomb22 August 19, 2019
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ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag
That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out
by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020
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pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018
mugGet the pile of wankmug.

Mucky Wank

A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x
Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar
by Cheryl.cole678 July 23, 2023
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