waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.

Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!

by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019

Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.

I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.

by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek

Do you want some waffles?

by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019

British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021