Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 19, 2024

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Retard Maxing

The process of doing really dumb content just for money or attention. Bella Poarch is a prime example. Also, Reaction content that is extremely dumb but, abuses the algorithm and gains gullible people's attention. At first one may think the poster themself is stupid but, in reality they are intelligent for making such dumb content while efficiently wasting people's time.

Hey, Bro I posted a new reaction video and got 50,000 views I have been retard maxing lately low effort content is the way to go

by 3DPerpendiculaRobinHoodForest February 16, 2023

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Max

Max's are the best people to be around, and liked by everyone. They're funny, and enjoyable to spend time to talk to. A conversation with them can always end in a good laugh, leaving you in a better mood than before. They're also incredibly smart, and get good grades, seemingly easily. They're also athletic, and do sports, probably more than one. They've likely received some type of award due to being such an awesome person and everyone loving them. But they always remain humble for all of their achievements, which makes them even more likeable. Most importantly, they are kind and caring. Being friendly to everyone, they are easy to approach. They treat everyone fairly and with respect. Overall, Max's are amazing people, and you would be the luckiest person to get to know them.

"Hey, have you met Max? He's a really great person."

by @1k0 July 6, 2022

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Max

Mean fat and very talkative about fortnite

Max is a poular person but he's can be anoyying

by Hewo I'm cool November 7, 2019

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a tall brown haired virgin boy who loves dick. whether it is dick in his mouth, dick in his ass, dick on dick action, dick cum, he loves it all. the only thing he loves more than dick is little boy dick.

max: hello i am max and i love dick where is the dick i need dick please someone give me dick i need it so badly
young little boy: please leave me alone

max: come here child and give me your dick before i force it into my mouth. just make it easy for me please

by Mr. Massive Cock November 21, 2021

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