We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!
by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020

by _tory_lad_123 January 5, 2020

by abcd dcba June 3, 2012

a world where people live in mayhem includes people with baby daddy drama, in-law incest, cheaters, tramps who will sleep with their mothers boyfriend, men who knock up tramps and then refuse to support the children they have created, people who have 4 children together and have been engaged for 6 months in hope of maybe getting married one day, women who have slept with so many losers in the same week that they cannot even figure out who the looser is that knocked them up, men who have 18 children and no job among others
by voodoomutt October 5, 2011

by Knock Twice for the Truth November 26, 2021

Someone: gumball sucks
Me: *pulls out a gun* change that right now
the person: OK THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
Me: *pulls out a gun* change that right now
the person: OK THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
by JDMF October 10, 2023

"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"
by xmightyz June 16, 2019
