Dead Terrorist Day

May 1st: The day Osama Bin Laden was killed by America.

A: hey its may 1st you know what that means.
B: dead terrorist day!! fuck osama

by ifyouseekay May 24, 2011

dead baby jokes

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!

by Cookiel August 14, 2007

dead beat dad

A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.

My dad is a dead beat dad.That damn son of a bitch.

by gangbang bate July 21, 2003

Pulling a Dead Rising

Jumping out of a Helicopter at a height where you wont suffer any major injuries; originated in the xbox 360 video game Dead Rising

Frank West jumped out of the helicopter into the Willemette Park View Mall Pulling a Dead Rising and lost a suitcase of absolutely no importance.

by SameshBhatia March 16, 2010

Grateful Dead

an insidious LSD cult

infidelic pagan hippie scum

a tool of the government

etc

see government social engineering , etc

by rabid weasels March 16, 2005

driver's ed'ed dead

To be run over by a crazy girl with her learner's permit.

Cheerleader got driver's ed'ed dead.

by Electrical Eagle July 2, 2005

fuck... i'm dead

is a super ultra mega heavy gore thrashing death grindcore band from Melbourne, Australia, formed in 2000.

o bother... i'm - no wait, fuck... i'm dead!!!

by sevenen August 19, 2006