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Statisconformity

I wanted to make the opposite of Steampunk, so, here it is. I present to you, "Statisconformity"

Definition:
1. A state of existence or ideology where stability and conformity are upheld as absolute principles, rejecting change, chaos, or deviation from the established order. It embodies a structured reality where uniformity is enforced, and all elements function within strict, unchanging parameters.

2. A metaphysical or cosmic force that imposes stagnation and uniformity upon reality, suppressing anomalies, unpredictability, and free expression. Entities or environments influenced by Statisconformity resist evolution, spontaneity, or disorder, maintaining an eternal, unwavering structure.
"the essence of statisconformity is homage to perfect order with a cold, calculated smoothness."
by ʧĦʚ IJɞʂʧɞɾ March 5, 2025
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Statisticalised

To become one with a statistic or to be compared to a statistic.
Mathew was statisticalised when he …
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statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.
Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.
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Statisticalised

And before I knew it, I was statisticalised.
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
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Statistebating

Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.
The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to
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