Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

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r/shittydarksouls

Subreddit dedicated to dark souls shitposts. Home of femboy worshippers.

Today I saw another Dark souls 2 bad post on r/shittydarksouls, when are they going to find new content?

I know man, we need Elden Ring DLC

by summarit January 8, 2024

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money shift

When you shift gears too aggressively and something breaks , usually costing thousands of dollars.

Damn i money shift-ed my new supra

by the avrg neo-nazi January 28, 2024

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Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

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The Shitty City

Omaha, Nebraska.

Hence, "Omaha Beach" historically in World War II.

RIP.

"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.

Omaha, Nebraska!"

by Overlord0 March 22, 2024

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