poop staber

a poop staber is a boy who uses his penis and rubs it around in other men's ass

john vincent is a poop staber and has no friends. boy that john vincent is sure a poop staber eh

poop staber by shady the nig September 8, 2004

poop deck pirate 

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

poop deck pirate by Emyjo Ed January 10, 2007

Poop nuggets 

shity weed

dude the only weed you can get in Mexico is poop nuggets!

Poop nuggets by persons person November 22, 2010

Poop Nazi 

The term given to someone who is way too anal about where they go to the toilet for a number two.

wow, you are such a Poop Nazi!

Poop Nazi by Johnnyola April 16, 2011

Poop sock

You can get a poop sock by being the first comment on one of @compromised_poop_sockv3 posts. If you get 3 poop socks, you get a shoutout on his story.

Me:YAY I GOT 3 POOP SOCKS
Dad: WHO CARES
Everyone else: ME

Poop sock by Lil TurdSox April 28, 2019

Poop Sex 

Gay: When two (or more) men put their anuses tightly together and shit like theres no tomorrow.
Straight: When a guy shits in a womans pussy.

Gay: Ohh arghh! This is excellent poop sex. More, more poop in my anus!
Straight: Oh no, your poo is over flowing from my vagina!

Poop Sex by MacW November 19, 2003

poop snake 

Squeezed fresh from the penis of a fudge packer, this effluent is part shit, part semen and is wrung out of said packers' urethra.

that douchebag wrung out his poop snake in front of us and it looked like a huge blackhead squeezed off of some kids forehead

poop snake by codyallen January 29, 2009