ballsack piper

n; One who creates traditional Scottish music through the act of placing large pipes into their ballsack and playing them melodically.

I heard Gary's father was once a traditional ballsack piper in the days of olde

by Shadow_86 October 30, 2017

Pangaean Pipeline

A sex act where one is penetrated by a piece of coprolite, aka fossilized feces.

Then I pulled out this 185 million year old alligator poo and gave her the old Pangaean Pipeline, if you know what I mean!

by Mojoe Frankenstein May 27, 2018

Shook Pipes

Vagina and anus.

Yeah I took her home and knocked the dust off those shook pipes forreal.

by Mootmaster June 13, 2018

donny piper

Usual goes by the name of kris, someone who excels in all and everything he puts himself too. The king of all sports from mma to snooker

I whooped you pal, I am the real donny piper

by Donny piper October 17, 2018

Baxter Pipeline

Toilet to shower method of masturbating.

Sean said he likes to start his fap sessions off while sitting backwards on the toilet with an empty cardboard toitlet paper holder around his unit. He then backpeddles away from the throne and pivots into the shower where he climaxes in the soap tray. Its only after his engorged member has returned to its flaccid state that he can remove the cardboard and complete his Baxter Pipeline session.

by mooseshadows February 7, 2019

scotland pipeline

You stick a shit filled bag pipe into someone’s anus and proceed to play a tune

I enjoy doing the Scotland pipeline with my mum and uncle

by The main pipeline June 7, 2019

Idaho Pipeline

The act of forming mashed potatoes into a pipe shape, freezing them, and then using the frozen potatoes as a dildo

"These potatoes are amazing! Definitely Idaho pipeline material."

by The Undertater June 26, 2019