Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Gun

Me Killing You

Hey John I just Gun you

by Dr disease March 9, 2021

banning guns

v. Doing any crazy thing or taking steps to alter something without evidence that the steps will help.

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You want to open the economy? Now? That is just banning guns man.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Gun

A thing you can point, pull the trigger and fire a bullet in that direction. Has billions of variants, some not necessarily needed to create in the first place.

Robber: "HAND OVER THE COD POINTS OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY GUN!"
Man: *Holds up a rocket launcher*
Robber: oh sh-

by Ix Compilations March 25, 2021

gun player

Someone that plays with a gun/guns dangeriously in general but can be used for someone that bought a gun/riffle to use it for hunting but ended up killing people/citicens/their family relatives/endangered animals.

Stay away from him! That guy is such a gun player!
That guy must be a gun player, I heard he killed his wife!
Stay away from her! She could be a gunplayer as well as a mafia!
He bought the riffle to hunt some animals like ducks but ended up killing a rhino instead.

by GlossyEyes March 26, 2021

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 7, 2021