UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

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Caydens mom

A women who has lots of sex with the boys, and is very good at giving head. She can be found in the bedroom 24/7.

Guy 1: I just finished with Caydens mom, do u want a turn?
Guy 2: Yes

by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022

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ur mom

so hot omfg

i did ur mom

by andie :)) February 12, 2022

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Wage Mom

Wage Mom is used to describe your female boss who cares about you like a mom, but still pays you at the end of the month. It could also be used to ironically make fun of your male boss.

Andrew: "Hey man, wanna meet after work today?"
Bruce: "Sorry man, my wage mom asked me to do overtime."

by YeetBoiEpicDab69 March 30, 2022

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In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022

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