Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip May 31, 2010

German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face

Oh my god they did the German mud wizard

by Luciepoo February 26, 2023

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.

THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.

by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025

Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.

Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭

by nendnsnnsnsmoasisujshqywuidnen July 13, 2025

make mud

The act of urinating into someone's butthole.

Sarah: "He wants to pee in my butt!"
Darren: "Ah. Sounds like somebody wants to make mud."

by buddymuddy May 4, 2018