slut weed

Mistletoe.

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 9, 2008

weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

weed

a drug that snoopdog made populare

i smoked so much weed last night

by banana_up_my_hammock June 1, 2021

Claire weed

this person is pretty goofy and is pretty bad at math but she is still pretty cool 🤓 she goes to peoples houses just to take a nap, steal food, and steals your lunch as well. but that’s what makes her so special. 🔥

Claire weedie is Claire weedying today

by white man 310 November 20, 2023

weed rape

To have weed taken from you without consent.

Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.

by gangstamusic May 28, 2014