dutch Reacharound

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it

"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Dutch Dunk

When someone takes a filthy steamer in your drink while you go to the bathroom

Bailey went to the bathroom to freshen up and Jasmine did a Dutch Dunk in his Mojito hoping he wouldn't notice.

by Black Thorn November 4, 2022

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.

Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch

by DeerTreehuggerlanguagelover May 6, 2022

Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.

Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven

by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022

dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

by Neconeco October 6, 2022

Dutch Pussy

An act where a woman puts roughly 20 pennies inside of her vagina before having sex with her partner.

That Dutch Pussy felt interesting because the pennies added a unique texture inside of her vagina.

by Can-O-Baked Beans October 12, 2022