designated texter

one who makes sure that when a friend is drunk only sensible text messages are sent

Thank goodness Tawaldi was my designated texter or that guy would have never noticed these thighs girl.

designated texter by dr. jeseus h. christ February 24, 2009

despire 

to be aspiring and desiring

He despired to be a good actor.

despire by karyotype May 13, 2005

desert eagle 

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

desert eagle by Snake January 16, 2005

Destin  

youre party hookup

Always banging new chicks erry day.

Destin

Destin by some kid420 October 9, 2008

desmond 

Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.

Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.

desmond by alphonsus November 10, 2008

Desi

a term describing bangladeshi/pakistani/indian person

hoi hoi check out that desi gyal..shonduri

Desi by bengalikingpin February 17, 2006

weapon of ass destruction

A porno movie. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" Anal sex.

That movie, Weapons of Ass Destruction was hot.

weapon of ass destruction by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004