Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it

My god look at that cracker tower

by @officialcrackertower December 13, 2023

Cracker

A demeaning, insulting term used towards white people.

"Dude, white people are way too sensitive."
"No, they are not!"
"Okay, you cracker."

by Professional Linguistic December 21, 2023

Cracker

A ridiculous racist white skinned person, who will take the Race out of every setting regardless good or bad. Crackers will manipulate you thinking they are the most harmless race since it’s a white mans country. White people are not crackers but crackers are white people. Dirty white people are crackers. Ironic dirty whites made racism a thing and still are shitting on blacks to this day.

Cracker: blacks are ruining this country once again by stealing,looting,robbing they make up 99% of crimes in this country!
White guy: my coworkers at McDonald’s are black and they seem civilized?
Cracker: don’t trust them they have an unknown disease that I can’t think of in all of them.
White guy: we literally Stole a bunch of shit from Walmart before stop being a cracker! A thief is a thief

by Normalhuman77 December 25, 2023

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

crackerdink

Hot white women, no taller than 511, big tits, fat ass, and the most BAD bitch you can find. may have slight mama issues

aye crackerdink, how you doin hottie

by Patania January 26, 2024