You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

by planetluv October 18, 2021

The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.
by Supreme leader volodymir February 2, 2018

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).
by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues
Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
by subway572572 October 28, 2023

by Ed money April 9, 2023

by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021
