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goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.
C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated
by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022
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goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats
“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”
by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018
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Throat goat

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night
by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023
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throat goat

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goat

An incredibly overused term thats short for "Greatest Of All Time", mostly used by people below 20 (at the time of writing) that don't really have the experience to make such a claim. A funny meme or good joke or nice sandwich is enough to get the "Greatest Of All Time" label because most people using this term are young and simply unaware of actual "GOAT" things.

Some people even go the extra step of using the wrong grammar, as if they are talking about goats the animal, because why not (see second example)
"My favorite streamer is the goat" (okay usage)
"My favorite streamer is such a goat" (not okay)
by S_Banana August 21, 2023
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Goat

by vaughnwalker February 8, 2022
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Goat Princess

a Goat Princess is a person with little to no intellectual ability, but hot damn do they look good.
Yeah, i was going to fire her, but you know, she really is a little Goat Princess if you know what i mean.
by mikoroonii November 30, 2022
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