cat aided boner 

when a cat sits on your lap and you either get a semi or a full bone!

percie was feeding his neighbours cat, he felt tired, he sat on the sofa, the cat hopped onto his lap and gave him a semi cat aided boner

cat aided boner by chrisphillips April 27, 2009

Belly Boner 

To have a intense craving for a certain type of food.

"I totally have a belly boner for some McDonalds right about now."

Belly Boner by NeroRenero December 17, 2009

jean boner 

the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.

girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.

jean boner by woaaah May 28, 2008

don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.

Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.

don't get a boner by EDDIE C. April 4, 2009

ice boner 

when someone has shrinkage, then gets a boner.

Damn its cold i hav shrinkage. (hot girl takes off her shirt) Ice boner

ice boner by i kill ppl May 12, 2004

intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material

i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why

intellectual boner by Puhercules May 8, 2010

Lady Boner

The act of a women's "erection" becoming wet in the vaginal area due to a hot mans presence.

Dude, he is so hot! I just got a lady boner. Boner

Lady Boner by Mastersofsex June 10, 2014